Friday, May 05, 2006

The extent of my car knowledge....



No offense if you love Saturns... but I just think they're ugly. If you look at a car head on... they sort of resemble faces. At least that's how I've always looked at them (when I was a kid I used to assign people cars that "looked like them"). Take the corvette with its wide-set distinguished headlights... its sexy car... it has a sexy "face." If the corvette was a girl in high school it'd be the popular girl that every guy desired.
The TT is cute. It too has wide set headlights, but they're rounded and soft... it has a "cute face." In high school the TT is that cute athletic girl that people generally liked and guys had crushes on. Now look at the Saturn. Again, this is strictly editorial and I'm sure they're wonderful cars... but with its elongated close-set headlights it looks kinda like if it was a kid in high school it would be a loser. Which is why I don't want one.

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